Health insurance
Auto insurance
Home insurance
Disability insurance
Umbrella insurance
Flood insurance
Earthquake insurance
Career insurance
Mortgage insurance
Risk insurance
Insurance after insurance
All paid for by hard earned money
If there was an insurance for afterlife
That guarantees one will go to heaven
And not hell
Just in case they do really exist
People will pay millions
Or even billions to buy that insurance
But ironically the one insurance that
Guarantees eternal life in heaven
Is not for sale
And the more money one has
The harder it will be
To pay the premium
