Everyone's a professor
All professing about life
How to live it
How to think it
How to feel about it
Not only about life
But everything in it
From money to poverty
Religion to politics
And food and merchandise
And everything else
All having PhDs
In a subject or two or more
In a subject or two or more
All professing about
Whenever opportunity presents
Yapping away
Yet trying to appear humble
Posers
Pretenders
All graduated with
Pretenders
All graduated with
Doctorate or Masters degree
None with actual diploma
All doctors
And masters
And masters