You can complain about
The random check points
But to whom can you blame
For getting a DUI
You can complain about
The surprise pop quiz
But to whom can you blame
For getting an F
You can complain about
The scorching hot weather
But to whom can you blame
For getting dehydrated
But people do indeed
Blame the check point
The surprise pop quiz
And scorching hot weather
Like the burglar
Blaming the police
For being in jail
