You cannot have it both ways
But some people try
To have the cake and eat it too
Like being hot
And cold
At the same time
Being arrogant
And humble
At the same time
Flipping a coin
And landing heads and tails
At the same time
Which just cannot happen
Physically impossible
By the laws of nature
Only broken down
By human nature
That defies logic
Morally
Spiritually
Physically
Doing everything
In any combination
At the same time
A state of total
Confusion
And chaos
