A man walks into a diner
Orders an omelet for breakfast
And when it is served says
"This is a bad omelet"
The cook says
"Yeah I tried my best
But the onions were awful
From the market"
The market owner next to him says
"I got the new batch this morning
There's nothing I could have done
Since it comes straight from the farm"
The farmer at next table says
"The drought is causing
A havoc on all the vegetables
And there is no end in sight"
The weatherman by the door says
"It's the global warming
That is causing all this weird
Weather extremes around the world"
A woman walks into a diner
Orders a club sandwich
And when it is served says
"This is the best club ever!"
The cook says
"Thank you. That is my
Secret recipe I
Developed myself"
