Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Cook Says

A man walks into a diner
Orders an omelet for breakfast
And when it is served says
"This is a bad omelet"

The cook says
"Yeah I tried my best
But the onions were awful
From the market"

The market owner next to him says
"I got the new batch this morning
There's nothing I could have done
Since it comes straight from the farm"

The farmer at next table says
"The drought is causing
A havoc on all the vegetables
And there is no end in sight"

The weatherman by the door says
"It's the global warming
That is causing all this weird
Weather extremes around the world"

A woman walks into a diner
Orders a club sandwich
And when it is served says
"This is the best club ever!"

The cook says
"Thank you. That is my
Secret recipe I
Developed myself"





Monday, April 13, 2015

If You Feel You Must

Most people consider
Themselves as not racists
Truly believe in their hearts
That they believe in equality

Yes

This country has come
A long way in establishing
Laws that require equality
And fairness to all 

But how can you tell 
The difference between
A law abiding citizen versus
A law abiding racist?

Just because one respects the law
And follows it down to the last word
Doesn't make that person
A non-racist

They are merely bitter
Law abiding citizens
Tolerant to the stipulations
To stay out of jail

To feel self righteous
Don't fool yourself
Into thinking that you
Are not a racist

No
You are a racist
If you feel you must
Follow the law