I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT
I HATE DONALD TRUMP
ON THE WORLD STAGE
ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING
THE LEVEL OF SOPHISTICATION
ONLY MATCHED
AT YOUR LOCAL KINDERGARTEN
Thoughts by Ook Jai
I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT
I HATE DONALD TRUMP
ON THE WORLD STAGE
ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING
THE LEVEL OF SOPHISTICATION
ONLY MATCHED
AT YOUR LOCAL KINDERGARTEN
People die of wars
People die of diseases
People die of accidents
People die of drugs
People die of violent crimes
People die of nonviolent murders
People die of natural disasters
People die of starvation
People die of thirst
People die of heatstroke
People die of hypothermia
People die of suicide
And the rest
The rest of us who feel lucky
To avoid all the above
Die of old age
So why do you think you deserve this post?
Oh, I've done this and that blah blah blah
So why do you think you are qualified?
I believe in this and that blah blah blah
So why do you want to be this new person?
I will do this and that blah blah blah
And the questions not asked but answered truthfully
Do you have the ability to engage?
No
Do you have ability to forgive?
No
Do you intend to use your post for self gain?
Yes
Do you intend to use your title for revenge?
Yes
Do you want the job for the glamor of the title?
Yes
Do you care about anyone else but yourself?
No
Do you want this new post?
Yes
How much do you want it?
That is my ultimate goal in life
Do you think you can do it?
The title will certainly look good on me
Do you think you can do it?
Of course I can
Ok then
You are hired
A fool thinks respect
Is earned
Thereby working so hard
To attain the title
Make a lot of money
Own expensive items
Attain power
Thinking that is how
Respect is earned
Since that is what fools think
Not understanding that
The only way to earn respect
Is by giving respect
To those from whom
The respect is desired
And even more not realizing
That no one
No matter what the title
How much money
How much power
And how much goods you own
Will give you more respect
Than the respect you show them
No matter how lowly
How poor
How weak
Or without possessions
That person may be
So that fools keep on
Going around parading
That title around their necks
Showing off the riches
Exercising their powers
Disrespecting everyone in their way
Wondering why
No one respects them