So why do you think you deserve this post?
Oh, I've done this and that blah blah blah
So why do you think you are qualified?
I believe in this and that blah blah blah
So why do you want to be this new person?
I will do this and that blah blah blah
And the questions not asked but answered truthfully
Do you have the ability to engage?
No
Do you have ability to forgive?
No
Do you intend to use your post for self gain?
Yes
Do you intend to use your title for revenge?
Yes
Do you want the job for the glamor of the title?
Yes
Do you care about anyone else but yourself?
No
Do you want this new post?
Yes
How much do you want it?
That is my ultimate goal in life
Do you think you can do it?
The title will certainly look good on me
Do you think you can do it?
Of course I can
Ok then
You are hired
